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"Nanzutte Chappy easily won the debut race and continued to win smoothly, finally preparing to challenge the 3-year-old classics... Orfevre Bull: "Chappy, we are also ready to challenge the classics." Nanzutte Chappy: "I've only been drinking black label until now... I'm curious about the taste of the classics." Orfevre Bull: "Not about Sapporo Classic... By the way, how did Ageha do in the race?" Nanzutte Chappy: "In the Vomit Prize, Agehaiyagroove finished second to the female warrior Chiba Amazon." Orfevre Bull: "This author seems to be okay with any wordplay... Now, we are about to race in the Sanuki Prize, and the prize money is amazing!" Nanzutte Chappy: "Is it around 1 billion yen for the first prize and runner-up combined!?" Orfevre Bull: "That sounds more like a lottery! The first prize is a year-long all-you-can-eat ramen at 'Dashiro-BUSHI'!" Nanzutte Chappy: "Not that exciting... (;´Д`)" On the day of the Sanuki Prize, many other top horses are also competing... Satochinai Diamond: "Hey Chappy, you look good. By the way, the Katsudon at 'Katsuya' is delicious." Nanzutte Chappy: "Satochina, you should also try the Katsudon at 'Hot Chef' (*´∀`)♪" Noguri Cap: "Long time no see, Chappy! Did you use the 'HOKKAIDO LOVE! 6-day Round-trip Pass' to ride the JR?" Nanzutte Chappy: "I couldn't ride all six days, Noguri... (^^;)" Bang! The gates are open. Nanzutte Chappy seems to be a bit slow to start. Orfevre Bull: "What are you doing, Chappy? The gate is open!" Nanzutte Chappy: "Hmm, maybe 'Tokumitsu-san is zooming in' would have been better..." Orfevre Bull: "You shouldn't be thinking about that now! Satochina and Noguri have already started!" As they round the final corner and enter the home stretch... Nanzutte Chappy: "Satochinai Diamond is in the lead, followed by Noguri Cap with a gap of one length. Orfevre Bull is coming from behind..." Orfevre Bull: "Why are you doing the play-by-play? Hurry up and catch up or you'll be left behind!" Nanzutte Chappy: "Alright, I'll use my final kick to overtake. Jockey, please use the whip!" Whip sound♪ Nanzutte Chappy: "Ah, that feels good... I'd like some candles too♡" Noguri Cap: "That's disgusting... (;´Д`)" Nanzutte Chappy: "Ohhh, Nanzutte Chappy has an amazing kick! He's catching up to Satochinai Diamond. Will Orfevre Bull make it from the back of the pack? Can Nanzutte Chappy reach the finish line? Nanzutte Chappy is neck and neck with Satochinai Diamond at the finish line!" Orfevre Bull: "Why are you doing the play-by-play? Take it seriously!" Announcer: "After a photo finish, the winner is... Satochinai Diamond!! Nanzutte Chappy finishes second, just a nose behind! Noguri Cap takes third..." Noguri Cap: "There's an announcer here... (^^;)" Nanzutte Chappy: "Just a nose behind, hanasazu, hanasazu, Hanakagura, just kidding!! (laughs)" Orfevre Bull: "Why did you change from 'Gesu' to 'Zura'! And the jokes are getting desperate!" And that's the review of "Mori no Yu Hotel Hanakagura." Bath time is great. Umami..."